Post by Bandura on Jan 15, 2006 11:58:31 GMT -5
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a poltavka?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Q. How do you know there is a bandura student at the door?
A. The knock speeds up.
Q. What do you call a bandurist who breaks up with his girlfriend?
A. Homeless.
Q. What is a bandurists favorite kind of cheese?
A. String cheese!!
Q. How many Bandurist Jokes are there?
A. One, the rest are all true.
There's two guys standing on a corner hailing a cab, one with
drumsticks, the other with a bandura. Which one is the
professional musician? The cab driver.
Q. How many bandura players does it take to change a lightbulb? A.
200 - 1 to do it and the other 199 to sit in the audience and say
"I can do that".
Q. How do you get a bandurist off your doorstep? A. Pay him for the
pizza.
What's the definition of a gentleman?
Someone who can play the bandura but doesn't.
How do you get a bandurist to play softer?
Simple. You put sheet music in front of him.
What's the difference between a chernihivka and a lvivianka?
The chernihivka burns longer.
What's the difference between a bandura and a V-8 engine? You can
tune the V-8.
How many banduramakers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one,
but you have to wait six months.
How is a bandurist different from a mutual fund? A mutual fund
eventually matures and starts making money.
How many bandurists does it take to change a lightbulb? Three, one
to hold the bulb and two to drink 'till the room spins.
How many bandura maklers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they
have a jig which does it for them.
What's the difference between a poltavka and a chain saw? The chain
saw has greater dynamic range.
What's the difference between an chernihivka and a chain saw?
The grip.
How many bandurists does it take to change a lightbulb? Twelve, one
to do it and the other eleven to comment on how they would have
done it.
What do you call ten poltavky at the bottom of the ocean? A
good start.
What will you never say about a bandurist? "That's his Porsche".
How long does it take to tune bandura to be perfectly in tune? Nobody
knows.
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Q. How do you know there is a bandura student at the door?
A. The knock speeds up.
Q. What do you call a bandurist who breaks up with his girlfriend?
A. Homeless.
Q. What is a bandurists favorite kind of cheese?
A. String cheese!!
Q. How many Bandurist Jokes are there?
A. One, the rest are all true.
There's two guys standing on a corner hailing a cab, one with
drumsticks, the other with a bandura. Which one is the
professional musician? The cab driver.
Q. How many bandura players does it take to change a lightbulb? A.
200 - 1 to do it and the other 199 to sit in the audience and say
"I can do that".
Q. How do you get a bandurist off your doorstep? A. Pay him for the
pizza.
What's the definition of a gentleman?
Someone who can play the bandura but doesn't.
How do you get a bandurist to play softer?
Simple. You put sheet music in front of him.
What's the difference between a chernihivka and a lvivianka?
The chernihivka burns longer.
What's the difference between a bandura and a V-8 engine? You can
tune the V-8.
How many banduramakers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one,
but you have to wait six months.
How is a bandurist different from a mutual fund? A mutual fund
eventually matures and starts making money.
How many bandurists does it take to change a lightbulb? Three, one
to hold the bulb and two to drink 'till the room spins.
How many bandura maklers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they
have a jig which does it for them.
What's the difference between a poltavka and a chain saw? The chain
saw has greater dynamic range.
What's the difference between an chernihivka and a chain saw?
The grip.
How many bandurists does it take to change a lightbulb? Twelve, one
to do it and the other eleven to comment on how they would have
done it.
What do you call ten poltavky at the bottom of the ocean? A
good start.
What will you never say about a bandurist? "That's his Porsche".
How long does it take to tune bandura to be perfectly in tune? Nobody
knows.